The List of Best Hospitals

The best hospitals…

  • Don’t feel like hospitals
  • Don’t look like hospitals
  • Don’t smell like hospitals
  • Serve the people who serve the people who justify the hospital’s necessarily evil existence
  • Hire hospital executives and administrators who help lift patients and clean dirty rooms
  • Don’t ignore the greatest revolution in media since the printing press
  • Network publicly with other hospitals to improve how things are done
  • Have no fear, save what hurts patients
  • Show the world what best means
  • Never need to tell the world they’re the best